shirtlesssammy:

• And we jump right in with Dabb’s quote of the day: “Don’t give me
  that meant to be crap.” Oh, Dean Bean
• “What happens next?” Jack asks. Sam LIES and tells him he doesn’t
  know but man oh man hello all three of these dudes are experts on
  death
• Oh NOOOOOOOOOO Dean didn’t get to say goodbye and neither did we.
  (Boris: I’m not ready yet!)
• Oh lord Sam’s about to do something stupid
• Yessss, Cas and Dean are driving in Cas’s car. They find Sam sitting in
  the road. A crossroad’s deal??? Oh, Sam says he was trying to build a
  pyre. (Sam, that’s green wood – it ain’t gonna burn fast.)
• Cas tells them that Jack’s death doesn’t feel natural – especially
  since he was taken before Cas (Boris: technically not true – you
  were recently dead my friend around the hour of Jack’s birth.)
• AAAAWWW they’re eating nougat and drinking to mourn Jack – god DAMN IT
• (Boris: God damn it.)
• Um. Is Jack in Heaven hunting with all his dads? I AM ON BOARD
• Heaven begins to glitch…and Jack quickly finds his door and leaves.
  (Natasha: he clearly read the manual)
• Black GOO starts to chase Jack down the hall. Oh. Crap
• Wow, old Lily Sunder was cast really well. She’s here to read Kevin’s
  angel tablet translations. Interesting
• Whoa, Lily suggests using Jack’s soul to power his resurrection.
  Daaaamn. Lily’s bartering her help for a spot in Heaven.
• So…it’s a heist / resurrection episode? 
• Oh, Anubis decides who goes to Heaven or Hell – not Reapers. I like this. Added layers to Heaven the stretch beyond the usual
• “You can do that? You can summon a god?” “Done it before”
• HOLY SHIT Jack goes to meet Kelly. HELP US WE’RE DYING OF EMOTION. She
  finds out he died and I…am getting some tears here. I thought I was
  ready. I was not.
• Cas returns to the bunker, very worried, to report that all of Heaven’s gates are
  open – even the ones closed by Metatron – and Heaven’s broadcasting a distress signal
• Dean makes Lily tell him what she gets out of the deal. She has a sliver of soul left and she’s going to use it to get
  up to her daughter in Heaven
• Cas talks to Duma who gives Cas some super nebulous information about
  the black goo that attacked. Cas and Duma head off to look for Jack
• Naomi sweeps into Jack’s Heaven with the answer. The Shadow – the
  thing that rules the Empty is causing trouble. OH YES I’m so glad The Empty has come into
  play at last. I KNEW it had to come back
• “The Empty considers Jack his property” since he’s part angel. Jack has to be given up
  to the Empty for the attack on Heaven to stop
• Meanwhile the Brothers Winchester and Lily prepare the spell, totally
  unaware of all the shit that’s going down. Anubis pops in.
• “Pushing pencils, damning souls. Tough work.” Anubis likes Dean,
  I think. He must have seen him an awful lot, right?
• Your choices determine your fate – Anubis tells them. Oooo nice
• Cas and Duma find their way to Kelly’s Heaven. Jack’s ready to
  defend his mom ❤
• Jack and Cas hug and share a reunion. DAMN IT. EXPERIENCING. FEELINGS
• Cas wants to resurrect Jack so that the Empty gives up and leaves. Kelly looks
  like she’s ready to stab a bitch at the thought of taking some of
  Jack’s soul to do it, though
• Duma walks in and…OOOPS she’s the Shadow
• Sam and Dean confront Lily about her sudden unwillingness to help the
  Winchesters bring Jack back and appeal to her maternal feelings of loss
• Better hurry because the Shadow is kicking Cas’s ass. They pray to
  Cas at last – they’re ready to do the spell
• Cas tells the Shadow to take him instead of Jack. DAMN IT
• (Boris: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
• AND our jaws just dropped. The Shadow will make Cas suffer. When he’s
  at his happiest…that’s when the Empty will take Cas away. HELP US THIS IS HORRIBLE AND AMAZING
• Cas tells Jack not to tell the Winchesters, because of course
• God, Kelly. You continue to just slice right into my heart with your heartfelt goodbyes
• The commercials are so cheery but we’re still going HOLY SHIT. CAS! I
  mean, our brains immediately think about love confessions and
  expressions of belonging and home and then DONE. I don’t even want to be pulled out
  of this pit to think about anything else
• Okay guys. This whole time we’re rooting for Cas to find
  self-actualization and happiness and now we don’t want that anymore
  because it means Cas goes away. This is fucking brilliant. I love it
  AND hate it (but mostly love it)
• (Dudes…Did Lily just use the last piece of her soul to save Jack?)
• OH LOOK Lily gave up her soul to save Jack and gets into Heaven. Oh
  damn it. Now I actually am crying (Side note: I hope we see Anubis again. I like him.)
• Dudes. This episode completely made me forget about Michael. Like, I
  had to struggle to try to remember who the big bad of this season was
  because I kept thinking about the Shadow and what’s coming
• Jack’s wearing Dean’s robe and eating a burger while his dads all
  look on. Team. Free. Will. ❤
• God, this is like the best, angsty fan-fic I AM READY
• Boris: I am not ready